raisin bran

A delicious and nutritious brand of cereal. Or so it says. It is actually a disgusting excuse for a "cereal" where the shriveled up raisens from california are put into it to make a breakfast that you may as well just throw away as soon as you got home from the grocery store and sue the company for false advertisement.

Jimmy- "My, Teresa! you sure look hungry!! How about you eat some of my Raisin Bran?"
Teresa- *hurls all over the table*

by murasaki-ryuu September 27, 2009

raisin bran

This is when the man, having lost his erection, pees in his girl's ear. Then she turns her head sideways and dumps the urine onto his balls in hopes of getting things started again.

Brian had to raisin bran that chick to finish the job.

by MarkMcG October 26, 2005

Raisin Bran

A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.

Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.

"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."

by WisloveGodstyle June 04, 2025

Raisin bran

One person throws up on another's butt and he poops a raisin textured poop on his chest.

She gave me a raisin bran last night.

by Thegamerblocky May 29, 2023