Top Definition
An act illegal in every state of the U.S.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the vagina or anus. Whether the racket goes in thin, or wide end first, is a matter of flexibility. Sometimes referred to as "racketing".
"What do you think Goatse can fit up there?"
"I bet I could racket a skank with with on no lube."
"lol wut"
by Oti March 09, 2008

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