A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart
by Raccoonlover May 29, 2019
The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
by Zach February 17, 2004
A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.
Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
by daverba September 15, 2006
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