by Damon K. April 17, 2020
by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009
After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.
Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!
by TinMan13a June 15, 2012
The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.
by Raccoonmansolderhottercousin April 7, 2021
by MixiM August 18, 2011
Aka Trash Pandas Aka horrible tits
Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails
Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails
How am I going to wear this backless dress without a bra? My raccoons will be obvious to everyone that sees me
by Working Class Hero December 28, 2021
The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"
"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.
"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.
"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
by TC231 February 17, 2013