When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.
by Lahna_ May 21, 2016
What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.
Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen
by Doc Starr November 26, 2020
by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019
Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!
by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 21, 2021