Rule of Rabinowitz

The people-rule that when a person brings up a subject during a conversation, that person is obligated to share the story or subject in question.

Sally: Did you hear who got fired?
Joe: No, which teacher?
Sally: I really am not allowed to say...
Joe: Rule of Rabinowitz, you got no choice.
Sally: Aiight, it was Ms. Fish

Rule of Rabinowitz by Elmer Smith January 18, 2008

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rubenowitz

The Stems & Seeds in your stash from an unknown dealer or lame dealer/part time friend

Look at this stash, it's filled with stems & benies!

Look at this satchel, it's filled with a bunch of rubenowitz!

rubenowitz by Brendan Holmes December 14, 2008

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Rule of Rabinowitz • rabinovitz • Robinowitz • rabinoshitz • rubenowitz

Robinowitz

(verb) to get stood up, dogged, by your date, usually at a museum while you're crying looking at a bust of Homer.

She didn't show up? Man, you totally got Robinowitzed.

Robinowitz by Phil McCavitty November 18, 2010

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rabinoshitz

After enjoying anal intercourse with your lover, he/she turns around and proceeds to fellate your poop-encrusted penis

geez eric, you did not have to 'rabinoshitz'..but at least i don't have to take a shower now/

rabinoshitz by david roth December 1, 2003

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rabinovitz

Rabinovitz is used by many eastern european women to describe someone who seems ordinary, but due to his obssesive compulsive disorder, isn't a catch.

I would ride him all night long if he wasn't such a Rabinovitz.

Last night I went out with dave. We had a wonderful time but when we got to the car he had to turn the radio on and off 5 times, same with the headlights. I thing he's a Rabinovitz.

rabinovitz by Amos Belmondo October 2, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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