ROTFC 

Rolling on the floor crying...
After something very insightful, inspiring, or saddening has been said/texted/tweeted, which brings someone to or close to tears, one responds with the phrase ROTFC.

I just heard the most insightful, inspiring, or saddening thing, so i am ROTFC.

ROTFC by Renaisaloser April 21, 2010

rotcock 

A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.

Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.

Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.

Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !

rotcock by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014

ROTFLDM 

Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.

Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM

ROTFLDM by Remus John Lupin May 24, 2010

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck

So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROFCOF

Acronym: Rolling On Floor Cum On Face

A natural progression from LOL, ROFL, and ROFLMAO.

Implies that something has caused such hilarity that it has caused such a person to shoot onto their own face while rolling on the floor laughing.

Guy1: That was so funny - LOL
Guy2: Yeah i know - ROFL
Guy3: ROFLMAO - brilliant
Guy4: ROFCOF!!
Guy1: Ew - dude
Guy2: Not again...
Guy3: WTF?! Why?!

ROFCOF by r0nnybums August 1, 2008

rotfflmfaoofl 

epic and totally useless acronym for "rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off out fucking loud"
combination of rofl, lmao, lol and fucking

dude1: you are gay for using "rotfflmfaoofl"
dude2: ROTFFLMFAOOFL!! that's so true!

rotfflmfaoofl by J-Lima December 31, 2008

ROTFLMAO 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

HAHAHA ROTFLMAO!!!

ROTFLMAO by Scott Sasaki July 19, 2002