ROFPMPLMFAO

Basically, Rolling On the Floor, Pissing My Pants, Laughing My Ass Off :)
can be literally done
will one day, take over lol....one day

A:"i just stabbed myself in the eye with a pencil
B:"ROFPMPLMFAO"

ROFPMPLMFAO by poopfaceshitland March 7, 2009

rotfpmlmfaool

1. An acronym (or acrobat?) denoting: Rolling on the floor, pissing myself, laughing my fucking ass off, out loud.

2. Also, when read phonetically, it means: of, or pertaining to sequential consonants.

EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: Did you know that the "t" in "the" is not silent?

Person 2: Go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Or that "myself" is actually one word?

Person 2: Stop using air-quotes, you tool.

Person 1: I believe that sentence needed "air-quotes around "air-quotes."

*Person 2 kills Person 1*

Person 3: Rotfpmlmfaool. He Dead.

EXAMPLE 2:

The first set of rotfpmlmfaool in the word "object," spells something at which your mother is adept.

rotfpmlmfaool by Brecord December 1, 2011

rofpmslmfao 

another common abbreviation of -

rolling on floor pissing myself laughing my fucking ass off!

person one: ....and so i said 'its not a monkey, its my wife!'
person two: ROFPMSLMFAO!!!!!
person one:......dude....wtf....it wasnt that funny
person two:homofag
person one:faggit

rofpmslmfao by TEH_DUDEZORZ! December 6, 2006