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roflosophy
A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.
Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.
Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?
Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.
Guy B: ROFLosophy!
Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?
Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.
Guy B: ROFLosophy!
roflosophy by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009
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yoko romo
Jessica Simpson, ruining Tony Romo
"Why are you guys calling me Yoko Romo?"
"Don't feel bad, Jessica. Yoko Ono made off with all of John Lennon's money."
"Don't feel bad, Jessica. Yoko Ono made off with all of John Lennon's money."
yoko romo by half a cowgirls fan January 15, 2008
roamophobe
a person who fears or intensely dislikes, strolling, hiking, and perambulation in general. {Homonym: ‘Romeophobe’: one who fears/hates Rome}
roamophobe by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 16, 2015
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.
So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY by El Zacko October 7, 2006
ROFCOF
Acronym: Rolling On Floor Cum On Face
A natural progression from LOL, ROFL, and ROFLMAO.
Implies that something has caused such hilarity that it has caused such a person to shoot onto their own face while rolling on the floor laughing.
A natural progression from LOL, ROFL, and ROFLMAO.
Implies that something has caused such hilarity that it has caused such a person to shoot onto their own face while rolling on the floor laughing.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026