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ROFLWSST 

Rolling on the floor laughing, while somehow still typing
person 1: what do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?

person 2: i dunno, what?

person 1: ed-wood!!!!

person 2: ROFLWSST
ROFLWSST by Adstar_b December 11, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Rolling on the Floor Yet Somehow Still Typing, originated by British comedian Bill Bailey to highlight the logical inaccuracy of modern internet abbreviations, and for a bit of a laugh.
Man1 - Did you hear about <funny topic>?
Man2 - That's Hilarious, ROFLYSST!
roflysst by Urban Definitions ltd. October 15, 2010
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roflbsst 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing, But Somehow Still Typing !

Generally used by smart know-it-alls to show their intellect !
1 - "Roflbsst, haha, you're so funny !"
2 - "Roflbsst ?"
*1 Explains meaning*
2 - "Shut up now you smartass !"
roflbsst by Hig09 December 20, 2009
Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Somehow Still Typing
<somedude> hey look at this really funny link
<anotherguy> roflysst
roflysst by -HP- January 13, 2010
rolling on floor laughing somehow still typing, made up by when someone says rofl, they are somehow still typing so by adding the sst part it could be more humorous.
someone:why did the chicken cross the road?
other person: i dunno why?
someone: to get to the other side
other person:haha roflsst
Roflsst by l33t$k1ll3r August 9, 2010
Abbrev. Rolling on the floor laughing, yet somehow still typing.
Bill Bailey on the Graham Norton Show: I want to come up with a new shorthand - roflysst: rolling on the floor laughing, yet somehow still typing.
roflysst by Another anonymous person. November 20, 2010
Rolling on floor laughing yet somehow still typing
lol roflysst
Roflysst by bear5676 April 23, 2017
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