ROFLWJO 

Roll On Floor Laughing While Jacking Off. This occurs when an extremely hot bitch tells you a funny joke. You cannot resist to laugh, and you have the urge to jack off. For females this turns into ROFLWFO, Roll On Floor Lauging While Fingering Oneself

Eric: Dude that hot bitch told me a joke, i totally ROFLWJO.
Brandon: Haha, did she ROFLWFO too?
Eric: Yeah then we had butt sex
Brandon: OMG

ROFLWJO by eric517707 August 10, 2010

roflwjiscm 

rolling on floor laughing while jizzing in some chicks mouth

that is so funny man!!! roflwjiscm!!

roflwjiscm by Christopher Cal E. October 9, 2006

roflajo 

rolling on floor laughing and jacking off
an action that one takes when there are told something hilarious while they are in the process of masturbating. I takes a lot of hand-eye coordination

Jon was watching 2 girls 1 cup when Henry told him a joke about minority's. Jon roflajo'd all over the place.

roflajo by uberchode69 May 2, 2008

roflworthy 

Worthy of a rofl. ("Roll On Floor Laughing")

Dude you totally should have locked the teacher in class! It would have been roflworthy!!!

roflworthy by King Dynamo October 12, 2008

roflwomp 

Something so funny that you roll on the floor laughing at something that happened to someone else. Specifically something that is such an absolute fail it is deemed womp worthy.

(After his first one night stand) Bro- Dude she texted me saying that she got the pill and is erasing my number...
*roflwomp*

roflwomp by roflJON May 15, 2010

ROFLjob 

IT involves four parts, first you finger a girl, then you shove you dick up in her pussy, then you fuck her up the anal, NO LUBE INVOLVED, then she gives you a blowjob,( all in one sitting, btw)

This kid named Heather, got a ROFLjob saturday night from a kid named jamie.

ROFLjob by finger, girl, shove, dick, fuck January 15, 2008

roflwofl 

A Waffle girl, who likes waffles and chicken

ROFLWOFL like chicken and waffles

roflwofl by Jjames1111111 September 12, 2007