ROFLMAOWPOMT

ROFLMAOWPOMT is an acronym for Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing On Myself Too!

It can be used when something really funny is said and u just can't stop laughing!

An example would be:
(rcvd): Dude, i got totally lost last night and had to get directions from a hobo
(sent): ROFLMAOWPOMT...thts sooo funny man!

ROFLMAOWPOMT by lobstergirl July 29, 2009

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roflmaowpmp

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off while peeing my pants.

LoL! ROFLMAOWPMP!

roflmaowpmp by d0tt February 17, 2004

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ROFLMAOWPOMT • roflmaowpimp • roflmaopotato • roflmaowpmp

roflmaowpimp

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants. Practically never used.

omg omg, roflmaowpimp!

roflmaowpimp by N00dl3s May 27, 2007

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roflmaopotato

rolling on the floor, laughing your ass off eating a potato at the same time.

"why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to" omg rofflemaopotato

roflmaopotato by potato head August 26, 2003

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roflmaowpimp

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, while pissing in my pants

omg, lol is not enough, roflmaowpimp!

roflmaowpimp by Micke Östberg January 24, 2008

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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