Acronym: Rolling On Floor Cum On Face

A natural progression from LOL, ROFL, and ROFLMAO.

Implies that something has caused such hilarity that it has caused such a person to shoot onto their own face while rolling on the floor laughing.

Guy1: That was so funny - LOL
Guy2: Yeah i know - ROFL
Guy3: ROFLMAO - brilliant
Guy4: ROFCOF!!
Guy1: Ew - dude
Guy2: Not again...
Guy3: WTF?! Why?!

ROFCOF by r0nnybums August 1, 2008

Related Words

ROFBOF • roboflipping • roflofl • RofTof • roboflirt • roflofagus • Robofaggit • robofetishist • robofire • Robofish

rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor

something u say to confuse people who use 'lol' too often

#1:haha,sure lol
#2:its not that funny...
#1:oh sry,lol
#2: rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor
#1:whoa...wait..wat??lol
#2:go fuck off noob!!

rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor by CharlieeMay April 21, 2010

robofrance 29

According to a defective Tom Turkey toy in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, in the year 9595 France has been renamed "Robofrance 29" and their only source of food is turkey.

To quote Tom Turkey: "In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy -- gravy filled with the giblets from a monkey. The French craved it, and as a result, turkey became the only food source for France, which is now called 'Robofrance 29'. I was later killed by the chickens! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens."

robofrance 29 by Patrick Walsh June 17, 2008

robofetishist

A Robofetishist is a person who is aroused by mechanical objects, but mainly robots and automatic mechanical objects. Many people named "Rob" are robofetishists, hey, its in the word.

He says he likes Starwars because of the plot, but we know its just because he's a Robofetishist
OR
Rob engaged in intercourse with his toaster last night, we all knew he was going to be a robofetishist.

robofetishist by Yyachub April 21, 2008

roboflaneuse

A wanderer (f) of the internet, who enjoys strolling (but not trolling) and people watching. Circumflexivity a requirement.

Roboflaneuse been dropping participles and accents all over the place

roboflaneuse by Stripeyfatfrog May 28, 2020

Robofry

To drink Robitussin to get high. Popular among kids who can't get their hands on anything else, but still want to be cool like everyone else.

Guy 1 "Hey man look at that guy over there, he's sippin on that 'tussin and gettin ROBOFRYED!!!"

Guy 2 "What a noob."

Robofry by Mandi J. June 2, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026