A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.
Teacher: Time for iready.
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
by It's ur mum saying this February 27, 2019
by CrashM February 6, 2015
This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.
When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!
by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2006
The most discraful thing that humans can do. Teacher think it is all fun and take no time but irl I spend 5 hours catching up on it just for my grades to drop. Symptoms may include,Panic attacks, short attenchion span, lack of nolage, pre mature death penalty and or learning how to add 1+2
"Mom can u take me to the deepest well by that has a anvil"
"Why Honey"
"We have I-Ready tomorrow"
"Sure sweetie"
"Why Honey"
"We have I-Ready tomorrow"
"Sure sweetie"
by I-Ready is a mother trucker December 2, 2020
A shitty fucking disgraceful ass Site to the entire USA, Id rather watch the emoji movie 3 times than do fucking I-Ready
Teacher: Ok class it's time for I-ready, get your slow ass Chromebooks out
Me: Uhh why don't ya go ahead and go fuck yourself instead.
Teacher: oh ok, I guess ill just die then
Me: Uhh why don't ya go ahead and go fuck yourself instead.
Teacher: oh ok, I guess ill just die then
by DavidFlysBoeing99 November 26, 2021
by dizzydz July 2, 2010