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Sebastian Qwimby 

While stark naked adorn a top hat and monocle, produce a profound erection, military high step toward your partner, slap them in the face with your meat torpedo and thus saying "indubitably" to disengage the sexual maneuver. It would be a most gentlemanly.
Byron "By jove alexander! i believe when i had excited the tobacconist.....i seen Lord Ferguson giving Mary Shaw the ole "Sebastian Qwimby"!!
Alexander: "Right....indeed yes. Jolly good show. Chaps probably givin her the old trisket in the biscuit!
Byron "Indeed Alexander....truly was i moved....to half chub"
Sebastian Qwimby by Flimzorp June 9, 2017
The badass mayor of the Simpsons's hometown.
Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
quimby by mr. re-run October 5, 2011
A qwimbly may be described as a course pubic hair. More specifically a European mountain goats course pubic hair. The word was originally derived from the ancient language of the Germanic tribes and has since been sparsely used.
Qwimbly by Alberto Pache January 6, 2010

quimby sniffer 

Someone who smells old under wear for lingering fart odors.
I caught that quimby sniffer snaking my old underwear and whiffing it out..he's a real stiffer sniffer.
A goon, a nameless, faceless, part of a gang. A hanger-on, a sidekick of a more outspoken, charismatic bully.
Take the classic movie, "Surf Ninjas:"
"Dude, who were those quimbies in the camo pajamas?"
quimby by Rockin' Dave May 13, 2005