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Qweb 

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A deregetory name used to insult people, when the user of said insult is of a lower intellegence than said recipient of said insult.
Jamie: You are a qweb!
Rick: At least I remembered to wear pants today.
Jamie: qweb.
Qweb by Kerpunk January 14, 2004
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qweb'd 

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When you lose money to a scheme designed by a twisted individual that enjoys watching others lose money because it gets him hard.
1: Hey, I just lost 10K on that

2: Bro, you just got Qweb'd
qweb'd by tatatatataaaaaa May 17, 2018
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Related Words
Qwebus • Qweb • qweb'd • qwebble • Qweboppled • Qweburlie

Qweburlie

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this word means nothing, but can be interjected into a sentence to confuse people or to see if they're really listening.
So, what the hell -Qweburlie- happened back there?
Qweburlie by Dave November 3, 2004
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Qweboppled 

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completely and utterly failed at something
"dude this guy fuckin qweboppled his date"
Qweboppled by GIAM November 1, 2021
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Qwebus

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The Macedonian devil that haunts your dreams. To get rid of Qwebus you must drink holy water.
1: OMG I SAW QWEBUS LAST NIGHT!
2: OMG YOUR DREAMS ARE GETTING HAUNTED YOU MUST DRINK HOLY WATER
Qwebus by Qwebus April 21, 2022
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Qwebus

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Qwebus is an ancient Macedonian devil that haunts your dreams. The way to get rid of Qwebus is to drink holy water, as it will scare Qwebus away.
1: OMG I SAW QWEBUS IN MY DREAMS LASTNIGHT!
2: OMG DRINK HOLY WATER TO GET RID OF HIM!
Qwebus by Qwebus April 21, 2022
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qwebble 

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a really funny word that describes a really funny thing, or a very particular behavior.

Could potentially refer to a future brand of animal chow.
Here, have some qwebble!
They are very qwebbly!
qwebble by datasaves November 29, 2024
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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