Qwease

Better than boss, more swag than your mom.

Jesus...period..

"Bro, that's so qwease"
"You're the qweasiest person i've ever met!"
"I like your nipples, that's pretty qwease"
" I got a qwease house!"

Qwease by Thebrokenyouth October 23, 2011

qweasdzxc 

the final boss of the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm combo, this is for the BORDEST of the bored people who actually searched this

you: qweasdzxc

google: YO WHAT THE F**K THIS GUY MUST BE BORED

qweasdzxc by Dragon Boi January 10, 2021

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp 

When you are terribly bored and just type in the entire keyboard three letters at a time.

Me: qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp

Me: Are other people this bored? They actually have this?

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp by ThE_wRiTeR oF tRuTh November 5, 2012

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp 

When you've reached the peak of boredom and you just type letters in 9 x 9 letter blocks going to the right diagonally because you've already tried:

- qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
- mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
- qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
- plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
- `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
- ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
- `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
- qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmopl
- qwertyuioplkjhgfdsaxcvbnm
- polkmiujhnbytgfvcredsxzwaq

Person One: "I'm really sick and bored of doing this work."
Person Two: "Same here, mate. Have you tried typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google?"
Person One: "I've already done that."
Person Two: "Even backwards? mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?"
Person One: "Yes, even that one."
Person Two: "Well if you've tried those ones, then you should try qqweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp!"
Person One: "I've never heard of that one before, thanks mate!"
Person Two: "No problem mate."

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp by ! TotallyNotPotat ! March 1, 2021

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp 

You are so bored you are almost dead

Maybe get back to doing your work now. qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp by GreatestAxolotl September 6, 2019

qwaserdftyghuijkoplzxcvbnm 

If you really searched this up thats sad

wow i think that its a great idea to search p qwaserdftyghuijkoplzxcvbnm up in urban Dictionary

qwaserdftyghuijkoplzxcvbnm by if you see me thats sad May 21, 2021

Seikon no Qwaser

1): The usage of radiation from "Quasars" to enhance boob image and size, adapted from innovative Japanese technology.

2): The act of sucking soma from the enhanced cleavages of female anime characters in order to unlock an element of the periodic table of elements.

3): An anime based on definitions of 1 and 2.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Seikon no Qwaser that came out yesterday?

Person 2: There was so much sucking and moaning...

Person 1: Inorite?! Man he sucked her good!

Seikon no Qwaser by ihatelifemorethanyou August 20, 2010