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I'm qwuan Shawn and my little dick stayin poppin! I'm from China but y'all think I'm American. I'm like the Asian version of rapey Dave tehehehehe! Jay jay always comes back to me even though I have like 20 kids! Someone deport me already!
Girl: hey qwaun cum inside me

Qwaun: yummmmmm
NEXT WEEK
Girl: qwaun I'm pregnant
Qwaun: I DONT CARE HAHAHAHHAA
qwaun by I like Landon September 27, 2017
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'QWAP' is usually associated with drugs (mainly weed but can be used with any drug) and means quarter pound.
"Yo you got that qwap? I need to re-up"
qwap by DJ TRAIN April 23, 2008

qwaspolkerdfiujhtygzxmncbv 

timmy: qwaspolkerdfiujhtygzxmncbv
1 second later: coffin dance
WHEN A FAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS ABOUT TO QWEEF BUT SHARTS INSTEAD.
DIANNE:I HAVE TO QWEEF SO BAD

NICKY: DONT PUSH TOO HARD YOU MIGHT QWAUFLE YOURSELF

JASPER: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE

RYAN: DIANNE WHATS THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHORTS JESSICA: DIANNE I THINK YOU QWAUFLED YOURSELF
QWAUFLE by NICKY November 13, 2012

qwauf'n poof 

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.
"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."
qwauf'n poof by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004
I got mad qwap.
Qwap by J.Key April 21, 2009