A variant of Covid-19, targeting the respiratory and conspiratory functions, its victims can neither breathe nor understand the basic arithmetic of election results.
She had tested positive for Qvid-20. In her ICU bed, gasping for breath, she would never stop believing that Covid was a hoax, and that Trump was a messiah, sent by God to smite Democratic Satanic pedophiles. Of course he had won. "It was stolen! A conspiracy!" she gasped, but through the respirator, no one could hear her.
by Monkey's Dad February 4, 2021