A stringy haired guy who thinks he has a future in the music business. Generally a dropout who has a crazy mom that looks like a cross dresser with a bad eye and who says her childhood was spent pimped out as a child prostitute. Their fathers are, more often than not, failed tan salon owners who dress like Jimmy Buffet and live in the back of the salon and drink away their delirium tremens. Quintons smoke dope and/or drop acid on the daily and screws girls (who look like primates) who chew Skoal and then uses the empty cans for plugs in her super stretched ear lobes. Early male pattern baldness and a bitter attitude plague him. Has a bad habit of picking dingle berries out of his butt hair and chews them while lounging on the couch watching videos of local bands he will never live up to. Quintons are all laughing stocks to the people they think are their friends, they are just too easy to make fun of.

That super hot, sexy, brilliant guy at the office that you've had your eye on for months and don't know how to approach.

one of the most awesome people you will have the honor of meeting. he is intelligent and crazy. until he is 18 he will continually be crazy because he is still allowed to be. he will never give into peer pressure. awesome singer. speaks japanese and is learning russian. undeniably awesome in every way shape and form.

The most amazing boyfriend anyone could ever hope to have. He's sweet, and handsome, and he means the world to me.

A unit equal to 500 psi

Very smart, often the one that follows you and your friends. Seems gay at times

1) The term used to describe an individual that has not came out of the closet yet.

2) A weird, usually black, dumbass male who hangs around in people's room leaving tv's on.

3) The biggest form of gay

Quinton-also know as "Quincy". Likes to leave chocolate treats on male or female faces.