Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

i quiffed

"Making a sound by a bodily function, similar to a fart, but using your genitals."

J: What was that sound? Did the Picture fall?
E: No sorry I Quiffed"

by BigQueenJ June 19, 2018

Quiffed

The amount of weed a bud chops out too. Some buds are loose and what you see is what you get. Some are packed tight and chop out to be more than you were expecting.

That last lot of bud from old mate quiffed up well.

by Em dog February 20, 2020

queen of quifs

Used as a honourable name or complement. Meaning that you are the queen of all quifs and are above every other person of the general public.

person 1: did u smell my quif? It was so good!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!

I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!

by queen of quifs July 26, 2018

Quif

An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.

"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"

"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"

by bury me in scat February 2, 2021

Quif

A person who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles

Your mom's a quif.

by Fletch2017 June 2, 2021

Quif

To get tackled in football super hard.

You just got quifed

by Quif November 24, 2020