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lap quilting 

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting
lap quilting by manshark November 24, 2014

Quacking farts 

Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.
Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.
Quacking farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

QuickTime 

Awful media player by Apple which is usually installed by people only because they need it to run a .MOV file, Apple's shitty proprietary video format. Constantly freezes or lags out on older computers and laptops, and has the ugliest, most unintuitive GUI ever. Has features that require a paid PRO license which are free in other programs, such as video conversion. Has absolutely no support at all for the Windows version. It leaves behind various malware such as Apple Application Support and Apple Software Update when uninstalled.
If you're planning to install QuickTime, you might as well use Windows Media Player.
QuickTime by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014

quitting time

When a days work is finally over....time to go home
Its 6pm end of a shift....quitting time baby
quitting time by Jerseyslang June 24, 2014

Ali Quicking

This is when one homosexual male performs oral sexupon another male and deepthroats him so agressively that he throws up on his penis. This vomit is then used as an anal lubricant so they can engage is some ferocious bum sex.
"Oh my god, that Ali Quicking we got up to last night was so intense, I chundered everywhere and there was so much of it we could ferociously bum for hours"
Ali Quicking by Zenarocks September 19, 2012

Quicktime 

FUCK YOU QUICKTIME! LET ME EDIT THIS VIDEO!

OH MY GOD I WASTED MY MONEY ON QUICKTIME

THIS IS SHIT! LAUGH OUT LOUD, DON'T EVEN TOUCH MY VIDEOS!

"Did you just download Quicktime?"
"Ya"
"Oh shit... you just ruined your videos."