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Gaylord queerson 

Gaylord queerson is what you call your friend whenever you feel they should be called that. If there getting gay around you, you say shut up gaylord queerson. Gaylord queerson also means gaytard.
Jake: hey dude wanna come over and work on my derby car.
Me: no gaylord queerson I'm not coming over and getting gay with u and ur car.

Queefsong 

Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs

An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.
Darla is a queefsongstress of exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.

Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.

♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫
Queefsong by Lastgasp1875 November 3, 2020

queermonkey

a word used to discribe a person who is kinda gay but is still your friend. Not as mean as queermo
WOW, Conner you are such a queermonkey why did you take my sunglasses!!!!!!!!!!
queermonkey by LeRoyb October 17, 2006

QueerConvincability 

A measurement of how easy it is to persuade someone to have homosexual sex.

Someone with high queerconvincability is more likely to partake in bum fun.
Matt: "I want to have sexytime with Tom. But apparently he's straight."
Jade: "Yeah but I bet he has high queerconvincability"

Queerbone 

One who is of an outstanding queer quality, to such an outrageous extent that their internal structure has actually been crushed and reconstructed into a glittering, sequined new form. It was originally created by Sheldon during an arduous school year.
Feliks just smiled in that way that I despise, what a queerbone.
Queerbone by Rhecos July 31, 2010
Queersync is the phenomenon of consistently and unconsciously gravitating towards other trans/queer individuals in one's life, despite not knowing or recognizing their shared identity until later in life. This term can be used to describe the feeling of serendipity or resonance that comes with discovering shared experiences and identities with others.
I started to realize the queersync in my life - many of my closest friends and past partners also identified as trans, even though we didn't know it at the time.
Queersync by DokaCola March 10, 2023