Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand's gynocracy. Easily identifiable by her bad teeth, terrible haircut and most noticeably her incredibly low voice which makes her sound like a man. Can usually be seen around central Helengrad (Wellington, NZ) wearing a lime green or dark brown trouser suit and exercising control over her kingdom.
by John_T June 11, 2005
Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
by Taystee Taystee September 21, 2007