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Queefsten 

A rather robust individual with a genetic mutation that causes you to queef uncontrollably.
Dude you're such a queefsten
Queefsten by ainflwahjnfdj November 11, 2010
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Quexistence 

The Quest for the Meaning of Existence. You question your existence. You quest to find meaning for your existence. You seek the answers to the questions, "Who am I? Why am I here? What is my purpose? Why do I exist?" You exist for that quest.
Gork, "Why am I here? What is it that I'm supposed to do with my life?"
Charlie, "Those are questions we all ask ourselves at one time or another."
Gork, "But, why do I even exist?"
Charlie, "Quexistence. You seek the answers to your existence. You are on a quest to find those answers. You exist for that quest."
Quexistence by Yetubee September 13, 2012

Quexistence 

You question your existence. This generally happens after a whiskey nightcrawler, a night of trash and crash, blacking out ,or being blacked. You may ask yourself questions like, "Who am I?", "Where the hell am I?", "How the fuck did I get here?"
You may find yourself actually trying to answer these questions if you smoke marijuana, or have eaten shrooms, peyote, or mescaline, and you will find yourself on a quest to find the answers and meaning for your existence.
John and Paul just woke up after a night of trash and crash and were smoking on a blunt.
John: "Where the fuck am I?"
Paul: "You're here, man."
John: "How the hell did I get here?"
Paul: "I don't know, man. Who the fuck are you?"
John: "I don't know. Who am I?"
Paul: "You're the man, man."
These stoners are in a state of quexistence.
Quexistence by Yetubee August 20, 2012

Renard Queenston

The greatest furry techno artist ever to grace the planet. He goes under other aliases such as: Jackal Queenston, FIAB, Kitsune², Mayhem, Klippa, NegaRen, and Adraen.

Most people haven't heard of him.
Person 1: Hey man, have you listened the latest album by Renard Queenston?

Person 2: Who?
Renard Queenston by prettyraveFUR January 19, 2010

Queefsong 

Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs

An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.
Darla is a queefsongstress of exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.

Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.

♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫
Queefsong by Lastgasp1875 November 3, 2020

Queefter 

That from which queefs originate. Ultra backwoods redneck slang for cooter. Must be said in the most hillbilly accent imaginable.
My momma may be my sister, but if she won't let me put it in her keester, well I still would sex her in her queefter. As God would have intended.
Queefter by Robthegreat May 25, 2020

Queenster 

Queenster a very beautiful and attractive young lady.She is so caring and lovely .Has the most beautiful smile ever. She is kind , funny and crazy around the people she truly loves .Appreciates little stuff. She is so emotional and mostly hurt by the people she really loves
She hardly finds true love . She sometimes doesn’t see who actually loves her.Queensters got beautiful and mind blowing body figure.They are so curvy,hot and sexy bodies.Mostly slow to anger but got real trust issues
Never let a Queenster leave your life
Queenster by The black spider August 18, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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