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Quexistence 

The Quest for the Meaning of Existence. You question your existence. You quest to find meaning for your existence. You seek the answers to the questions, "Who am I? Why am I here? What is my purpose? Why do I exist?" You exist for that quest.
Gork, "Why am I here? What is it that I'm supposed to do with my life?"
Charlie, "Those are questions we all ask ourselves at one time or another."
Gork, "But, why do I even exist?"
Charlie, "Quexistence. You seek the answers to your existence. You are on a quest to find those answers. You exist for that quest."
Quexistence by Yetubee September 13, 2012

Quexistence 

You question your existence. This generally happens after a whiskey nightcrawler, a night of trash and crash, blacking out ,or being blacked. You may ask yourself questions like, "Who am I?", "Where the hell am I?", "How the fuck did I get here?"
You may find yourself actually trying to answer these questions if you smoke marijuana, or have eaten shrooms, peyote, or mescaline, and you will find yourself on a quest to find the answers and meaning for your existence.
John and Paul just woke up after a night of trash and crash and were smoking on a blunt.
John: "Where the fuck am I?"
Paul: "You're here, man."
John: "How the hell did I get here?"
Paul: "I don't know, man. Who the fuck are you?"
John: "I don't know. Who am I?"
Paul: "You're the man, man."
These stoners are in a state of quexistence.
Quexistence by Yetubee August 20, 2012

Renard Queenston

The greatest furry techno artist ever to grace the planet. He goes under other aliases such as: Jackal Queenston, FIAB, Kitsune², Mayhem, Klippa, NegaRen, and Adraen.

Most people haven't heard of him.
Person 1: Hey man, have you listened the latest album by Renard Queenston?

Person 2: Who?
Renard Queenston by prettyraveFUR January 19, 2010

Queefsong 

Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs

An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.
Darla is a queefsongstress of exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.

Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.

♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫
Queefsong by Lastgasp1875 November 3, 2020

Queefter 

That from which queefs originate. Ultra backwoods redneck slang for cooter. Must be said in the most hillbilly accent imaginable.
My momma may be my sister, but if she won't let me put it in her keester, well I still would sex her in her queefter. As God would have intended.
Queefter by Robthegreat May 25, 2020

Queenster 

Queenster a very beautiful and attractive young lady.She is so caring and lovely .Has the most beautiful smile ever. She is kind , funny and crazy around the people she truly loves .Appreciates little stuff. She is so emotional and mostly hurt by the people she really loves
She hardly finds true love . She sometimes doesn’t see who actually loves her.Queensters got beautiful and mind blowing body figure.They are so curvy,hot and sexy bodies.Mostly slow to anger but got real trust issues
Never let a Queenster leave your life
Queenster by The black spider August 18, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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