A Quat hatch is a sort of desperate moron that licks human testicles for a mere dollar. It has also been spotted licking the testicles of a poor puppy, completely defenseless against the cheese mouth enclosing upon his testicles. Beware if a Quat (pronounced Cat) walks up to you and asks for a cigarette or a dollar. Also beware if it walks up and says "I'll give you some food stamps for that when i get the chance". Also this thing is known to be a desperate stog vulture (look up definition), so watch out for the helpless half-smoked cigarettes you leave in your ash trays.
"I'll give you some food stamps, or lick your balls". said the Quat Hatch
by The one and only cockman October 07, 2009