A Quat hatch is a sort of desperate moron that licks human testicles for a mere dollar. It has also been spotted licking the testicles of a poor puppy, completely defenseless against the cheese mouth enclosing upon his testicles. Beware if a Quat (pronounced Cat) walks up to you and asks for a cigarette or a dollar. Also beware if it walks up and says "I'll give you some food stamps for that when i get the chance". Also this thing is known to be a desperate stog vulture (look up definition), so watch out for the helpless half-smoked cigarettes you leave in your ash trays.