Quartus Saul

The utterly filthiest of Dubstep producers, Quartus Saul is the Dubstep Alias of the producer Dennis G. M. He also produces Drum'n'bass under the names Phlex. He is known to feed off of overdosed candy kids who faint instantaneously upon hearing his music.

I went the the Quartus Saul concert with a few of boys, I'm the only one left.

Quartus Saul by FckdUrMom May 4, 2011

Quantus theory 

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

In the UK:
Gerald: 'That damned Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: Hmmmm! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'

Quantus theory by Pedrosa von Beagle August 7, 2006

quartasian 

1/4 Asian, 3/4 Caucasian, 100% hot chick.

Few people know that Phoebe Cates is quartasian.

quartasian by Fast Times January 25, 2008

post quartum depression 

Coming out of quarantine with BIG loneliness vibes like you’re reminiscing for all the times u been out w your ppl, but OH, that was several boyfriends ago.

Lauren got post quartum depression BAD. Only friends she got left are the teenagers she play Fortnite with AND now they ghosting her too! Must be why she b posting photos of kids that ain’t his on fb.

post quartum depression by Vicki Veritas May 24, 2021

quartasian 

An attractive woman who is one quarter Asian and three quarters any other race.

"OMFG I want to hump that quartasian hott's leg like a screaming rhesus monkey."

quartasian by Soren K. March 29, 2008

Couple of quarts low 

Stupid, idiotic, dumb

Man, he is such an idoit! He must be running a couple of quarts low.

Couple of quarts low by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010

Quartullo 

Quartullo Is One of the most creative last names known to man- if this Italian last name is yours, then you are definitely smart minded-care for underdogs-and you don't care about fitting in. You are one of the greatest friends to have. Plus, you always stay strong for your family.

Yo- is that Mr. Quartullo? He got some game for sure.
...damnnnn good for him

Quartullo by Maria B. Q. July 15, 2021