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4. Quank
An old time Monk who roamed Wales in the 12th Century. Some say he was the love child of a Norse God and a Mermaid
Epic poem "Quank sailed the hills like a ship in its time"
1. quank
A simple definition- quick wank.
'Had a quank before I left'
2. Quank
A remark to be used when someone is talking, b!tching, moaning and generally complaining and/or being longwinded.
Wife: "Husband, you left all the lights on AGAIN! You are wasting valuable electricity lighting the room just for the dust bunnies!"

Husband: "Quank, quank, quank."
by Catriona Jul 14, 2005 add a video
3. Quank
(kwank) A title given to an individual given their particular actions or appearance; one is a Quank after committing acts of ignorance, stupidity, or other simple miscalculations. Quanked (kwankt) When an individual is set up to encounter misfortune by another individual.
-"Hey I left my bag on the bus again" "your a big quank"
-"Hey my laptop got stolen from the change room!!" yehp you got quanked pretty good"
5. quank
A word that is used to replace any other word ever thought of.
QuankAnne quanked the quankette in the quankhole.
Quank-you.
by Quankleen Jul 12, 2003 add a video
6. quank
Quank does not mean shit. But you can sound cool saying it cause the other brothers dunno what the fuck it means.
Next time I see that foo' Ima quank his ass.
by anonymous May 5, 2003 add a video
7. quank
The word wanked and quick conjoined to create the word quanked, meaning an extreamly fast and borderline dangerous wank. This can be achieved by starting a wank as the 30 seconds starts on countdown and then concluding the wank as the classic countdown theme tune finshes. Most quanks are a minute to 2 minutes long but if the countdown wank can be achieved then you will go down as a quanker. A famous quank occured in 1991 where a man miraculously started and finished within 12 seconds.
Steve's thoughts: Countdown. Hmmmm, the wifes in the next room, fuck it. (Tick Tock Tick Tock) Arr eee ooohh (Classic themetune sounds) yeahh sorted proper quank.
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