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Qualves: The area of a male's leg where the quadracept and the hamstring are the same size as the calf. Medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the kneecap, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance by not wearing shorts.
Hey cool-aid guy, check out those qualves! The upper anatomical part of the leg above the cankles.
by JB Sandquadyfz April 28, 2007

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A qualf is the male versions of a queef. In other words its a fart out of the penis. Painful to say the least.
That shit was so gay, I just qualfed.
by jesobell October 17, 2006

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