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Pronounced kwol-ck: A synonym for sucka, Qualc finds its roots in text messaging. When using the T9 Word builder on a mobile phone, typing sucka returns a mysterious and yet more potent form: Qualc.

Most efective when spoken with derision, Qualc easily rolls off the tongue and into a user's permanent dictionary of abuse and mockery.
-I am such a qualc for not seeing that double word score in scrabble last night when playing with that sheila.

-i totally pwned that qualc.

-Don't be such a qualc. pour me a coke.

by schrafael January 14, 2008

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