a quagmire

when a guy gives a girl ruffies and she passes out. he then procides to have sex with her while she is asleep.

"I had a quagmire with her last night" Said John.

by Kbucker13 April 7, 2011

quagmire

A horn-dog man who actually does get lots of tail.

From the Family Guy character (see above, about 10 times)

Dude, Brian is such a Quagmire!

by MeAndMyMeatCleaver March 21, 2004

quagmire

male species on the show family guy(BEST SHOW EVER) who is hornier than any other man.

quagmire is the man!

quagmire. "lois i do anything to you."
lois. "what?"
quagmire. "i do anything for you."

by thomas j brown September 29, 2007

quagmire

the best character of family guy

quagmire: ALLLLLLL RIIGHHHTTT

by onewhodies November 14, 2010

quagmire

a golf clothing company with a dichotomic brand name, pertaining to lifestyle choice and not beating yourself up for not being perfect. in a world created by the perfection of trial and error its a relief to know that making mistakes is the best thing you can possibly do.
doesnt hurt that a favorite t.v. personailty with unique tastes of a popular american t.v. show happens to be named quagmire. which may or may not be what comes to mind when talking about this brand of clothing.

"i just pulled a quagmire"

by just a dude February 29, 2012

quagmire

A ho that has been used at least three times; a three time used ho.

Jen was dropped like a used ho, therefor making her a quagmire.

by The number one beast August 21, 2005

Glen Quagmire

Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's

Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?

Girl- 16.

Quagmire- 18, your first.

Girl- Mom, come here.

Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!

by djhf lkjdhflkj February 27, 2012