The act of farting and quiffing at the same time.
I hate it when my girlfriend quaffts is bloody stinks...
by IdiotProofDude January 24, 2015
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When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.
I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.
by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015
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