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8. quaff
1. male version of a queef

2. a queef except from a penis, not a vagina.
he sighed with relief as he let out a hugeeeee quaff.
9. Quaff
Jewish, dick sucking, asshole, Greek, whom never answers their phone, and is an incompetent douche. Also a person with a tendency to make your life shittier.
You fucking quaff!
10. Quaff
Is also slang for a person, who at first may appear to be stupid and foolish. In reality they are perceptive and cautious.
The quaff looks like a bum.
11. Quaff
To drink copiously from a vessel while tilting it so far that some liquid also flows around around your mouth and splashes onto your shirt.
It is hard to avoid quaffing from this Nalgene bottle. The opening is far too wide.
12. quaff
to take/cop/steal/obtain something in large quantity
All I wanna do is quaff treats all day
13. Quaff
a Quiff in reverse (instead of air releasing out its sucking back in)
Quaff is the opposite of "Quiff"... instead of a pussy fart coming out, it would go the opposite way "sucking in".
14. Quaff
The patch of hair on a man's chest
Dude! You can barley see that gold chain umongst that guys massive quaff!!
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