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The word to describe an absolute prat, usually in the form of a forum member, and sometimes found with a meaningless number attached on the end of the name, this is a sign that they are breeding- always a bad thing.

They usually spend their time boasting/lying on forums posting complete rubbish thread about trivial matters which has definitely been posted before- by another Qazzer.
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Qazzer by Saffy12190 March 28, 2010
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qazwertyuiopsxdfghjklcvbnm 

idk how you got here but if you were bored and typed this you are a legend
why would you use this in a sentence

just use qazwertyuiopsxdfghjklcvbnm to confuse someone

Qazwertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm

Person 1: I’m fucking bored from doing these online assignments.
Person 2: type qazwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Person 1: I’ll define qazwertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm
A small human being that lurks in shadowy places, often running out to scare average heighted people.
"Watch out, Doug . This is qizzer turf."
Qizzer by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016

qazwersdfxcvtgbyuihjknmolp 

when you are really bored so you type all the keys on your keyboard in a weird way and you have already tried
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp
i am going to type qazwersdfxcvtgbyuihjknmolp

qazwerty 

A fun way of writing qwertyuiop and showing that YOU are really bored and discovered this, which no one has seen before
I set my password to qazwerty because I am so bored and everyone easily guessed qwertyuiop.
qazwerty by lolgod2 July 16, 2020
A very thick string of semen.
Man I blew quite the qizzer last night.
Qizzer by White Hood May 16, 2016