qph

Short for Queefs per hour. A measurement for the number of queefs a women does within an hour. Can also measure in queefs per second (qps) or queefs per day (qpd) however they are not as commonly used.

My average qph today is 3

qph by Jeffacake333 February 4, 2019

QPH

Quadruple Pump Handshake. Used in networking circles by Promoters.

She's fun AND I really enjoy her QPH first thing Tuesday mornings.

QPH by D=goGetter July 29, 2011

QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster )

a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time

'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''

QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) by qph servant November 18, 2025

QPHAHA 

For a team that plays in West London, not a very good team and even fulham fans can out play and sing them... Just a a team that is a joke.

"Did you see Chelsea boys taking the piss in Shepards Bush in the weekend??" "ye there firm beat them and then Chelsea won 5-0" "Standard QPHAHA"

QPHAHA by Beawooo August 26, 2011

Qphobia

Fear of short words

The fear of short words is called qphobia

Qphobia by Oilos Pout September 28, 2019