Pyukumuku

The Pyukumuku is a water-type Pokémon that strongly resembles a certain type of dildo that has pink ribbed spikes. The Pyukumuku can regurgitate its innards, which is a joke among high school students as it sort of resembles jizz. The Pyukumuku is a sea slug and can be found on Route 7 in the new Pokémon game. Among its moves it can learn Harden, Endure, and All-Out Pummeling.

Wow, look at that Pyukumuku's spikes, the lucky trainer must be very happy with her discovery.

by TheFurryWolfy December 2, 2016