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Belligerent Pythagoreans 

Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.

The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.

Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.

What do I know?
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”

Confused teacher:

Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.

Confused teacher:

So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?

Pythagorean Theorem 

The only geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.
Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!

Pythagorean Theorem 

The Pythagorean Theorem states that if Pedestrian A attempts to cross in front of car B at anything less than a 90 degree perpendicular angle, we can conclude that Pedestrian A is getting cut off.
"John (the model citizen) used the Pythagorean Theorem to determine it was faster to cross the road in a straight line, rather than diagonally."
Pythagorean Theorem by Dubslar November 8, 2015

Pythagorean Diet 

When math geeks tell others that they eat or use zero animal products like honey, seafood, egg and diary, fish, and meat—named after Pythagoras, the Greek vegetarian mathematician-turned-numerologist.
Alt-right Trumpists and QAnonists never fail to remind each other that Adolf Hitler adhered strictly to a Pythagorean diet during his years-old tyrannical rule, unlike their Insurrectionist-in-Chief boss, who occasionally craves for junk food.
Pythagorean Diet by MathPlus March 4, 2021

Pythagorean Theorem 

1. In geometry, a theorem stating that in a right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse (the longest side) is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides (legs). If the hypotenuse is c units long and the lengths of the legs are a and b, then c2 = a2 + b2. The theorem provides a way of calculating the length of any side of a right triangle if the lengths of the other to sides are known.

2. Something the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz was unable to correctly state even after he received his brains from the wizard.
-The Pythagorean Theorem? Who needs it? Some smart little preppy kid who's gonna save the world someday?
-Actually you need it to pass this geometry test asshole! If you don't pass this you stay back another year!

The Pythagorean Theorem 

The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.

This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2

Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10

Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that

Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem