Pyrotobian 

A crazy type of alien from a playet called Pyrotobia. This alien uses its high voltage sources to eliminate any type of human it chooses. They randomly choose humans to be test bait so they can realize how human life works. If over in contact with a Pyrotobian alien, you must shield your eyes.

The Pyrotobians are coming! Run!

Pyrotobian by Pyropyro February 9, 2019

protobiont 

the ancestor of prokaryotic cells. it was basically a bunch of organic molecules surrounded by a membrane. they exhibit some properties associated with living organisms, such as reproduction, metabolism, and what may be a precursor to homeostasis. they may have formed spontaneously in the conditions found on earth around 3.8 billion years ago or perhaps even farther back.

*in Biology class*

"OH MY GOD. Dude. I just found an organism that is way too small to be considered a bacteria, but it seems to reproduce and metabolize itself."
"Yeah, you have a nanobacterium on your hands."
"WTH is a nanobacterium?"
"Oh, nothing, just an organism that some scientists don't consider an organism. It's totally real, though, because it's a modern protobiont."
"WTH is a protobiont?"
"HOW are you in biology?? Just look it up on Urban Dictionary."

protobiont by alee-marie September 9, 2012

Protobean 

The cutest creature on earth created by a certain Las Vegas-based company.

It took a month to arrive but its finally here, the boi himself, the protobean!!!

Protobean by Am_Yeff March 24, 2022