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It happens after you eat to much spicy food, and it causes you to fart in a burning matter as if someone shoved a blow torch in your ass. Husband: Thank you hun, That was the best spicy enchiladas ever.
Wife: You're welcome *Smiles* Husband: *smiles back and Farts* CHRIST!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME?!!! Wife: Are you O.K.? Husband: that was the worse pyro-fart ever, My ass is still on fire. |
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