Wife: You're welcome *Smiles*
Husband: *smiles back and Farts* CHRIST!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME?!!!
Wife: Are you O.K.?
Husband: that was the worse pyro-fart ever, My ass is still on fire.
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