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Commonly referred to as short, stocky males who are often found in a hibernation type mode. Pynners' act very similar to a sloth and/or bat because of their slow and nocturnal living style. Their diets mainly consist of donairs and fast food and they are attracted to any female with a pulse.
Q. "Why didn't you go to class today Pynner?"
A. "I was taking a wellness day"
by Bill Gantz December 04, 2010