Pygall 

these are usually people who seem normal close up but you know you probably shouldnt talk to one. fossils have been found of weird four legged versions with both male and female genitals, the skulls on the fossils are most often cracked and have parts missing.they also enjoy an ocasional pie

1) "why is ihmed on all fours like that? omg run its a pygall"

2) "i dare you to throw a rock at them creepy omen character"

Pygall by ginas.pet.skelp June 28, 2010

Pygalgia

It’s a noun occasionally used in pathology meaning a pain in the buttocks. So if you say that someone gives you pygalgia you are saying in a polite and technical way that they are a pain in the arse.

“How would you describe Malcolm?”
“Pygalgia!”

Pygalgia by AKACroatalin February 20, 2017

Pygalgia

Originally a medical term used to describe the pain associated with piles, now used to describe someone who is a pain in the arse. See also rectalgia.

Malcolm must think the boss is suffering from piles, he's got his head so far up the boss's arse it's a suppository.
I don't know about the boss, but Malcolm gives me pygalgia.

Pygalgia by Croatalin December 30, 2013