Pwyff 

Making a mistake or failing to achieve an objective, largely due to not being aware of one's surroundings.

Usually refers to a team or group environment, as in letting one's team down due to one's own shortcomings.

"Good job, you really pwyffed that one!"

"Yeah, we lost another game because Leo was pwyffing it up."

Pwyff by G T S January 15, 2008

Pwiffer

Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.

Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.

Pwiffer by CR24 August 4, 2009

pwaffle 

A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.

I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.

pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009

pwaff 

to fuck or have sex with

'i heard you're going to the movies with Kate tomorrow, are you gonna pwaff her?"

pwaff by fettywapp the girl lol February 18, 2019

pwuff

Onomatopoeia: The sound a pillow makes when you hit someone with it.

Derived from a combination of the onomatopoeic 'pow' and the noun 'fluff' (noun: 1. light, downy particles. 2. a soft, light, downy mass.)

She grabbed a pillow from the bed and snuck up behind him. Pwuff! She got him right in the face!

pwuff by VirtualPillowFight=Win February 28, 2011

pwaffle 

the most amazing waffle ever.. a pwaffle is basically an invented name for a pwaffle. they're a fuckload better than eggos.

Leggo my pwaffle

pwaffle by BabyCakez=] March 16, 2009

Pwaff 

The gentlemans alternative to CUNT

"In the summer this place is full of pwaff"

Pwaff by Simon Broomfield July 19, 2007