means "fuck what you heard".Term used when, you want somebody to basically forget what they think is true.
by Edy_Bayshore October 23, 2007
Similar to putting your foot down, "Putting your your dick on the table" is a phrase used when someone just exerts their dominance over everyone else in the room, and wants their way, no longer taking any "bullshit" from anyone else.
We were all wondering which movie to go to, until Robbie Put his dick on the table and bought us all tickets to see 22 jumpstreet.
"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.
"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.
by The ultimate name caller September 2, 2014
A phrase used to convey "going all out" or "laying it all on the line"; leaving nothing behind, trying one's hardest
Shit dude, with 2 weeks left in the fantasy league you're going to have to Put Your Dick on the Table
by shit_tits4 November 13, 2010
To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"
Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge
"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"
Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.
Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge
"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"
Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.
Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
by $kweex December 5, 2020
by myniggachucknorris July 19, 2008
When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020
i was banging this chick and she tried to rip the condom off and say i want kids
Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy
Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy
by my cocks on fire March 3, 2023