When a friend becomes so pussy-whipped that he no longer hangs out with his friends for reasons that are irrelevant.
Me: "Hey, Dave wanna go to Mexico this weekend?"
Dave: "No, I can't this weekend, I have to watch my girlfriends hamster while she's away."
Me: "Dear god, another puss-casualty."
Dave: "No, I can't this weekend, I have to watch my girlfriends hamster while she's away."
Me: "Dear god, another puss-casualty."
by S.G.A. 90000 May 12, 2009