Opposite of Tug-of-war. It's a two-player game where one player puts their mouth over the opponent's ass. The ass opponent tries to take a shit, while the mouth opponent tries to blow as hard as they can so that the shit doesn't go in their mouth. Whoever holds out the longest wins.
I killed Tutton in a Push-Of-War contest. I can't believed he thought he could beat me.
by The Herb and Company October 15, 2004