Purd- to pee and poop at the same time.

Purdnet- A net or woven sac usually worn by paraplegics or retards. Sometimes its worn by people who pee or poop their pants. Its embarassing, so its best when you find out to tell everyone!
John Boy- Dude! That girl smells horrible!

Carl Rossenstine- Didn't you here! She wears a purdnet!

John Boy- Well that explains the smell!

Carl Rossenstine- Yeah, i walked in and thought someone was eating tuna!
by Juelpipan January 5, 2010
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