Punrape 

A punrape involves being the first to comment on a person's facebook status with a pun so ruining the original intention of the status. It encourages other punrapers to add their own attempts at will and can sometimes create a punning frenzy.

Friend's status: "just got attacked by a dog!"
Your punrape: "paw you."

Punrape by odog27 January 2, 2012

purraped 

When a cat comes, sits between you and your monitor, and purrs so much that you feel powerless to remove it.

Oh my flying spaghetti monster, my cat just purraped me.

purraped by authentic at freenode December 9, 2008