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puntabanta 

Noun. A spoken stock phrase or phrases uttered by a sports commentator or sportsperson in order to fill broadcast airtime rather than to illuminate the viewer/listener with useful facts or analysis; particularly prevalent in UK soccer commentary. Puntabanta is frequently obvious, redundant, tautological, absurdist, or a combination of these.
"At the end of the day, at this level, it's a game of two halves."

"Certainly if they had scored more goals there is every chance they could have won."

Puntabanta like this devalues the language and pollutes the intellect.
puntabanta by Hugo Baron July 2, 2006

punjabishment

A punishment that is enforced on young punjabis when they do something that angers their parents. Usually a punjabishment includes the use of a belt or large metal chain to whip or beat with. Also while a punjabishment is being carried out, it is necessary that the "beater" or parent yells and screams in the language of punjabi in order to add to the full experience of the punjabishment.
The stupid ass punjabi, named Surminder Singh, ate some punani the other day and was given a harsh punjabishment by his parents.
punjabishment by Lia-Hus October 4, 2006

punjabosaurus 

A really ancient old indian lady walks down the block and just takes a leave from my neighbor's tree smells it and walks back.
"Slowly and quietly the punjabosaurus comes down on her daily walk to feed on the local foilage"
punjabosaurus by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007

Punjaban 

A woman belonging to a Punjabi ethnic background
That Punjaban is so cute
Punjaban by sheryyllll June 22, 2021

Punjablish

A mix of English and Punjabi language
My taxi driver in Lahore only spoke a bit of Punjablish.
Punjablish by Jason Thomson May 27, 2009

Punjabin 

When you take and put curry powder in the vagina. Then you insert your penis and proceed to fuck.
Last night Mary and I went out and tried punjabin my cock is on fire
Punjabin by S-killet September 16, 2018