Noun. A spoken stock phrase or phrases uttered by a sports commentator or sportsperson in order to fill broadcast airtime rather than to illuminate the viewer/listener with useful facts or analysis; particularly prevalent in UK soccer commentary. Puntabanta is frequently obvious, redundant, tautological, absurdist, or a combination of these.
"At the end of the day, at this level, it's a game of two halves."
"Certainly if they had scored more goals there is every chance they could have won."
Puntabanta like this devalues the language and pollutes the intellect.
A punishment that is enforced on young punjabis when they do something that angers their parents. Usually a punjabishment includes the use of a belt or large metal chain to whip or beat with. Also while a punjabishment is being carried out, it is necessary that the "beater" or parent yells and screams in the language of punjabi in order to add to the full experience of the punjabishment.
The stupid ass punjabi, named Surminder Singh, ate some punani the other day and was given a harsh punjabishment by his parents.