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Jersey Punchbowl 

When a guy pukes into a girl's vagina, then proceeds to have sex with her puke-filled vagina.
He was so drunk, he didn't even realize he gave her a Jersey Punchbowl until he saw vomit on his dick the next day.

A shit in the punchbowl 

When everyone is having a dandy time, and that one specific person ruins it for all.
Everyone was enjoying SallyAnne's party, untill Jim Bob took a shit in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.

turd in a punchbowl 

Something that does not go over very well.
Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.
The term applied to situations or objects which are rigged, unfair, or merely fucked up. This term comes from the fact that many punchbowls are spiked, and therefore put those drinking from the punchbowl at an unfair advantage against those who understand that its contents are laced.
"Man, did you hear about George Bush winning the election?"

"Yeah, dude. That was some punchbowl shit, right there."
punchbowl by Rudy Schultz November 24, 2007

punchbowlin' 

a verb that usually happens when a nerd-type person at a social gathering can't dance and only hangs around the punchbowl or owns the sidelines of a party while everyone else is having a good time.
- Hey, whats up with Joseph over there? He's not even dancing!

- Yeah, why did he come to the party if he's just gonna be punchbowlin' the whole time?
punchbowlin' by crayola crew! December 25, 2008

punchrobics 

fitness punch exercise for the obese drunkard
"punchrobics" is the fitness art ofpunching air while strutting/striding forward in an aggressive/threatening manner
punchrobics by tee-wrecks May 11, 2011