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Jersey Punchbowl 

When a guy pukes into a girl's vagina, then proceeds to have sex with her puke-filled vagina.
He was so drunk, he didn't even realize he gave her a Jersey Punchbowl until he saw vomit on his dick the next day.

A shit in the punchbowl 

When everyone is having a dandy time, and that one specific person ruins it for all.
Everyone was enjoying SallyAnne's party, untill Jim Bob took a shit in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.

turd in a punchbowl 

Something that does not go over very well.
Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.
The term applied to situations or objects which are rigged, unfair, or merely fucked up. This term comes from the fact that many punchbowls are spiked, and therefore put those drinking from the punchbowl at an unfair advantage against those who understand that its contents are laced.
"Man, did you hear about George Bush winning the election?"

"Yeah, dude. That was some punchbowl shit, right there."
punchbowl by Rudy Schultz November 24, 2007

punchbowlin' 

a verb that usually happens when a nerd-type person at a social gathering can't dance and only hangs around the punchbowl or owns the sidelines of a party while everyone else is having a good time.
- Hey, whats up with Joseph over there? He's not even dancing!

- Yeah, why did he come to the party if he's just gonna be punchbowlin' the whole time?
punchbowlin' by crayola crew! December 25, 2008

punchrobics 

fitness punch exercise for the obese drunkard
"punchrobics" is the fitness art ofpunching air while strutting/striding forward in an aggressive/threatening manner
punchrobics by tee-wrecks May 11, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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