Pun N' Cum

When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..

Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..

by That One Pun Guy October 1, 2016

Cum-Pun

A pun in which the word "come" is replaced with the word "cum" (colloquial of ejaculate) in a sentence that would otherwise be innocent and/or socially acceptable.

Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."

Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."

by Shit-Cunt August 1, 2016

Pun-Cum

That ecstatic feeling after a good, hard, pun.

See also:
Pun-Cummed
Pun-Cumming
Pun-Came
Pungasm

"Maybe there's just something about drawing a bow that make people quiver...Ooooh! I've just pun-cum."

"She just pun-cummed all over my brain"

by MYSTerypersonofundefinedgender September 30, 2016